- Marley Betts
- 4 hours ago
- 7 min read
Unsure exactly how to read a book? Wondering what you should do if you ever come across a one? Worry not, dear friend, I will make you a reader in no time with these fail-safe instructions for how to read a book.
The definitive guide on: HOW TO READ A BOOK.

Step 1 - Hold the book in front of your face
Do not expect the book to hover in front of your face. It won't. Do not let the book drop into a puddle or lie on the ground. Stop refusing your book guest or gift. Do not be afraid of it. Allow the book into your home and life by unclasping your fists, reaching your hands out towards the book, and taking it between your fingers. Maintain a steady grip. If you are lying face down on the ground, you will be unable to hold the book in front of your face. Please lay supine.
Step 2 - Keep your eyes open and stay in the light
Don't tape your eyes closed or wear a blindfold. You will need to keep your eyes open and wear glasses (if you own them and need them for reading).
It is hard to read in the dark, so stay in a lit space. Turn on a light, light a candle, or get out of your cave and climb out into the sun. The bright, fresh air will do you good, and books are robust enough to be taken outdoors.
Step 3 - Become acquainted with your book
Look at the book with your eyes. Don't try to look at it with your feet, a pickle, or a sprig of rosemary. Keep holding it between your fingers. Manipulate it. Turn it over. Use all of your senses. Run your fingers over its edges. Admire its beauty. Hold it up to your nose and inhale deeply through your nose. Listen to the sound as you flick through its pages and rub them between your fingers. Lick its spine. Allow the feelings and sensations to pass through you.
Step 4 - Allow your relationship to develop
Admit what you find pleasing. It's okay to find its girth intimidating, but don't allow that to turn you off altogether. Keep the book with you. Bond with it. Remember Step 2 and keep your eyes open and stay in the light. Move your eyes across the outside surface of the book, and when you feel brave enough, you can thumb the cover and spread the book open to reveal its inner pages.
Step 5 - Move your eyes across the symbols on each page
Continue to move your eyes across the surfaces of each page, viewing every symbol on the paper. Allow your mind to recognise the meanings of the symbols, then understand and interpret the messages they convey to you. Moving your eyes across the scenery around you or rubbing your eyes across the objects surrounding you will not help you to read a book. Moving your eyes with your fingers is not recommended. It is easier to move your eyeballs with your eye muscles than to keep them fixed and move the book around instead. Blink regularly to keep your eyes moistened. Keep holding the book in front of your face, keep your glasses on if you wear them, and keep thumbing through the pages one after the other.
Step 6 - Give the book your time and attention
I know how tempting it is to rush off or allow your attention to be diverted, but keep showing your book that you care and maintain your focus on it and only it. Allow the minutes to pass while you concentrate on your book and its pages and symbols. Keep clocks out of sight, unless you have an appointment coming up. If you need to urinate or defecate, you may take your book with you; you may find that this makes urinating and defecating a more enjoyable experience.
Step 7 - Avoid the temptation to cry
I understand that this is an emotional process, but crying blurs your vision, and it will be harder for you to focus and engage in the act of reading.
Step 8 - Allow the book to take you away
The book wants to grip you, take you over, and snatch you away. Let it.
The book wants to abduct your brain and seize your desire to participate in life outside of your book. Allow it to do so. Stay with it and travel with your book to distant places. Meet new people together. Most people find this an extremely enjoyable experience.
Step 9 - Interpret the book's symbols and messages
Do not allow others to convince you that there is an incorrect interpretation of the symbols on the book's pages. It has conveyed its messages and secrets to you and you alone. Your relationship with the book is sacred and not the same as other people's relationships with their own books or books that look like yours. Your book is speaking to you. Other people may not understand. This is okay, they don't have to. Do not argue with your book or with other people. Do not throw your book into a river. Do not deface your book or set it on fire.
Step 10 - Continue moving your eyes over the book's pages and symbols until there are no more pages or symbols left
Maintain focus, keep your eyes open, and continue to give the book your time and attention until you have run out of pages and symbols to interpret, clarify, depict, and understand. Often, books contain unexpected twists and revelations that will only become apparent to you if you continue to engage with their contents to the end.
Step 11 - Cry if you wish
Now that you have finished reading your book, you may cover your face, close your eyes, sit in the dark, and/or cry. It can be a devastating moment when a book that you have forged a strong relationship with and enjoyed is over. You will never get that first readthrough again, and those feelings will likely never be as strong or vivid. Allow yourself to cry and mourn for your characters and for yourself. Do not wipe your nose on your book.
Step 12 - It is okay to disagree
Books are not perfect, and neither are people. It is perfectly normal and completely acceptable to object to your book's contents and its conclusion. This conflict creates emotion, which is a good thing when it comes to reading and book relationships. Do not smear your book with peanut butter, use your book as a plate, or tear out its pages to use as toilet paper; it's uncomfortable, unhygienic, and unsatisfying.
Step 13 - Discuss the book's contents
This step is optional, but discussing the book's contents can help you gain insight into other people and their relationships with their books. Please keep your voice calm and at a regular volume. Screaming is unpleasant for the listener, as profanities may be too. Please be aware of your audience and their needs and tolerance levels. Do not throw the book at your librarian or attempt to throw it back to God as it may come back and hit you on the head. If you do not wish to use your voice at all, then you can use the internet and search for your book and what other people have said about it, but you MUST remember Step 9 - Your interpretation is your own and there is no right or wrong, despite what other people say. I am an author, so I know these things. Although I may have had something different in mind when I put the symbols on the paper than you did when your eyes and mind consumed them, it is perfectly okay for readers of books to come up with their own meanings; in fact, it is strongly encouraged and beneficial for everyone.

TIPS
If you are unable to interpret any of the meaning within your book, please seek help from another human or an internet resource. A dictionary or thesaurus may be useful.
If reading your book becomes painful or unpleasant, then you may take a break. Do not allow these unpleasant feelings to stop you from completing your book read-through. These unpleasant feelings can contribute to your overall book reading enjoyment. You will understand this later.
If you are deriving no enjoyment whatsoever from reading your book and feel nothing at all, then you may close your book, wrap it up, and give it to someone you don't like. Never think of this book again. If someone else mentions it, retch quietly and out of sight.
Once you have finished reading your book, it is recommended that you immediately begin to read another book to maintain Peak Flow Reading State (PFRS).
If you enjoyed reading the book that you just finished and the book is in a series, then it is recommended that you pick up and continue to read the next book in the series; this will maximise your PFRS.
If you enjoyed reading your book, it is recommended that you attempt to identify the appealing features of your book; either genre, author, theme, trope, or subject; then attempt to look for similar features in your future book selections. This will also maximise your PFRS.
If you have no idea where to start your reading or do not have a book to read, then start HERE with a novella called, The Silver Maid. This novella is free, and it will help you identify appealing (and non-appealing) book features for future book selections.
Good luck and happy reading!
Much love,
Marley x
